Never jokes
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.