Never jokes
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
tru tho
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.