Never jokes
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Memes
It works, my brother has never slept better
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.