A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Last Meal Request Exploiting Broken Machines
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. You think you can escape death? This dude figured out the most based way: exploit corporate incompetence. Everyone knows the McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken, right? By asking for it as his last meal, they can't execute him until they fulfill the request. Since they can never fix the damn machine, he lives forever. You probably thought he was asking for something tasty, didn't you, you basic civilian?