Why cant orphans play baseball?
they never hit home
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I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Your'e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
