Never

Never Jokes

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!