Never jokes
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, βI called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.β
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Memes
saddest youtube comment :(
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad canβt wake them up.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why wasnβt the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"