Never jokes

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Jokes are like Indians.

They never die, they just get reincarnated.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

They never get love.

What kind of band never plays music?

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.