Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Never Jokes
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
