Never jokes
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Memes
What kind of band never plays music?
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.