Never jokes
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What kind of band never plays music?
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.