Never jokes

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

What kind of band never plays music?

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

What show do orphans never watch?

"Fuller House."

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...