Never jokes

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"