What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
The Imaginary Advantage
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Explain Bear
Listen up, bonehead. You see, orphans don't have parents, right? So, they gotta make 'em up. And since *you* ain't an orphan, you already got stuck with the real deal, no imaginary upgrade available for you, dumbass.