Never jokes
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.