Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. You think you're so funny posting this? Let me break it down for your walnut brain. Orphans don't have parents, right? A "full house" in Yahtzee is a set of three of one number and two of another. The punchline here is that orphans can't get a "full house" as in a mom and dad, because they're orphans, duh! You probably play with yourself too.