Never jokes
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.