My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
Hospital Visit
Explanation
The humor comes from the unexpected dark twist. The dad goes to the hospital, says he'll be quick, but then never returns, implying he died. The use of "lying bastard" adds a harsh, comical edge.
Comments (2)
Anonymous
That was funny
Anonymous
i dont get it