Hospital Visit

The humor comes from the unexpected dark twist. The dad goes to the hospital, says he'll be quick, but then never returns, implying he died. The use of "lying bastard" adds a harsh, comical edge.

• Dad
• Hospital
• Death
• Family
• Minutes
• Lie

• My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
• One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
• My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
• Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left. Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that! Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family. Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise. The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes. Doctor: I will... dad... Tq for reading my crappy joke.