Never jokes
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.