NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long
DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage
SON:why
DAD:your going to need them
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,
"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
To be the perfect German you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbles and as blonde as Hitler.
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
