Need jokes
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
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To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.