Need jokes

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.

When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

My four conditions:

1. I need coffee.

2. I need vacation.

3. I need food.

4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.