America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."