Need jokes
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Barbie
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.