What did the dick said to the ass hole?
You need another dick
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong...
You need mental help.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
YOOO Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
'i told my black friend a joke'' told him he needs to lighten up!!!
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.