Need jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.