Navigation jokes

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!

A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!

Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"

The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!

Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"

Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!

Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"

The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!

Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the street signs.

My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.

Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?

Everywhere.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.