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During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!
A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!
Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!
Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"
Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!
Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!
Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.