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Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the street signs.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

Sense

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way to the BEAT!

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the beat.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way through the BEATS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

Direction

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?

Life

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

Fantasy

In the realm where words wander free, A tale unfolds, unbounded and carefree, Jayden, a curious soul, embarks on a quest, An enigmatic journey, where desires manifest.

Marching through the corridors of cyberspace, He delves into realms of passion and grace, With a click and a glance, a world awakes, As pixels dance, his curiosity takes.

In the dimly lit room, shadows play, Jayden surrenders to this clandestine display, A voyeur to fantasies, unspoken and raw, He gazes upon screens, an uncharted draw.

Whispers of temptation echo in his ears, As he navigates through fantasies and fears, The allure of the forbidden, an intoxicating call, Jayden's senses entangled, in a mesmerizing thrall.

But amidst the symphony of moans and sighs, A realization dawns, awakening his eyes, For behind the allure, a truth is revealed, In the depths of this world, a heart left concealed.

Within the flickering scenes of pleasure's masquerade, Lies a yearning for connection, a soul's crusade, Jayden, march forward, beyond the screens, Seek the embrace of love, where true beauty gleams.

For within the realm of flesh and bone, A deeper fulfillment can truly be known, In the tender touch, in the warmth of a kiss, Lies a bliss beyond pixels, a love that won't dismiss.

So, let Jayden march, with newfound grace, From the fantasies that once held his embrace, For the world awaits, with its wonders untold, Where love reigns supreme, a story yet to unfold.