Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
