Why did a orphan go on google maps? To try and find there parents.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What is wrong with the Orphan Website? It doesn't have a home page
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
