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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.