Name jokes

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Why are pirates named pirates?

Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.