My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
Daeveeonnnn.
Daveon...
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
