Name jokes
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
Daeveeonnnn.
Daveon...
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.