Name jokes
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!