You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
User name is Nico Belick.
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
