How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
User name is Nico Belick.
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
If Shaquille OβNeal had a boat, he wouldβve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Ashten Parkes
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
My name says it all.
