New Name Jokes

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Why are pirates named pirates?

Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

What’s another name for cuming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher

Name: Jack call sign "triple" School: Nova corps gun academy location: Wyoming mountains

on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Roses are red lilacs are purple I have a turtle his name is squirtle

why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark

Hey, pass me that crow bar please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home

(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon.

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."