Tailor jokes

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.

The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.