Name jokes
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
Daeveeonnnn.
Daveon...
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.