Name jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"