Name jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Peter B is homogay.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
you.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
My name is Jeff.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.