Name jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
You're a bish, and you are too!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
MooMooMooMoo
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Peter B is homogay.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"