There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
You're a bish, and you are too!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
MooMooMooMoo
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Peter B is homogay.
