Name jokes
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
Robert Ryall
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Kade
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Donald Trump.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.