Name jokes

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

What do you call a pizza?

Anthony Cahill's face!

Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.

Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!

Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Robetoe.

What’s the most common name for cancer patients?

Luke (leukemia)

Robert Ryall

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

Kade

What's the name for a short legged tramp?

A low-down bum.

Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!

Donald Trump.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil (kneel)

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.