Name jokes
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Mr. Bunler.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?