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What’s the most common name for cancer patients?

Luke (leukemia)

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    • I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

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    • How do Chinese people name their kids?

    They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

    So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

    Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

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    • There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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    • What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

    Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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    • A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

    All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

    I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

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    • If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

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