Name jokes
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
You're a bish, and you are too!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
MooMooMooMoo
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Peter B is homogay.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
you.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.