Name jokes
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
Robert Ryall
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Kade
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Donald Trump.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...