Name jokes
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
Robert Ryall
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Kade
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!