Retarded kid jokes

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?

Drool.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.

Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?

A: Wave at him.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).

What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?

Pot roast.

What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

What does a middle aged man live in?

A retarded kid he keeps in the van.

What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.