Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Pope francis "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross ?"
"My penis"
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? FEET! FEET!
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.
Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
i nailed my sister's............ picture on the wall
you dirty minded bastard.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Jesus is a rock music fan
Because he like 9in nails
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
