Nail jokes
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
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Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!