Nail jokes
Hi Sean!
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Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Hi Trent!
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
Community talk
Wanted to show off my nails tho
Is life meaningful? No. Am I still gonna sit here, brushing my hair, doing my nails, and singing the girliest songs to exist? Yes. Because life is a shitshow that we’re all a part of. So just sit back and join the goddamn ride
My mommys taking me to get my nails done !