What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
HOWS IT GOING @#$!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail? Ans; you can unscrew the nail.
Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!!!!!