I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? FEET! FEET!
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Jesus is a rock music fan
Because he like 9in nails
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
Why are carpenters never horny after work? Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails
What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
