Nail jokes
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 馃槀馃槀馃槀
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten!
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You鈥檒l only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
What鈥檚 the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you鈥檙e nailing them.
How's it going @#$!
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
Fuk Nip shat!
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
I鈥檇 like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...