Nail Jokes

What's worse than 10 babys nailed to a tree.............1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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I just had sex...

I think I nailed it! (shit joke, I know)

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail? Ans; you can unscrew the nail.

What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.

now you should let your imagination work .... imagine naked Jesus with an direction... and nail holes in his hands ........

Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!!!!!

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi? The baby you just feed nails to.

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Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To NAIL his performances

Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood

Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?

one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha