Nail

Nail Jokes

Baby

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Mama

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Quiz

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

Sex

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

Jesus

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

Devil

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

Difference

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?

Answer: You can unscrew the nail.

Jesus

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

Jesus

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

Baby

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.