Big but
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
WHAT HAPPEND WHEN A HAMMER PUNISHED THE NAIL
HE HIT HIM
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail? Ans; you can unscrew the nail.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
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What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
