Nail jokes

What happened when a hammer punished the nail?

He hit him.

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Hi Sean!

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Fuk Nip shat!

Big butt

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?

Answer: You can unscrew the nail.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To NAIL his performances!

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Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.