Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Nail Jokes
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Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
Fuk Nip shat!
Big butt
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Dcexcedcrd.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
