the biggest legend is technoblade
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
How does cheese rat cheese ?
It cheese
Who am I?
man i had a joke but it left and lever came back
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression
Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands
Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Why did my parents never come back
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him. When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded '' I don't know it all happened so fast''.
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
what did the owl thats a detective say? hoo did it?
