One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
