I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
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What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad? Both disappeared but one killed 239 people
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
why is my dad gone
idk
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?
Elementary my dear Watson
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
