Mystery jokes
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???