what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
What does the Fox say ? Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
what do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, its not a misses, I'm more for a MIStery
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
why is my dad gone
idk
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?
Elementary my dear Watson
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
