My jokes
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
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My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
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My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.