We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
My Jokes
What has 148 teeth andđ„Žđ„Ž holding back a monster? My zipper.
Whereâs the English Channel?
Johnny: âI donât know. My television doesnât pick it up.â
"So what, ah, my G?"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
My mom left me at a very young age.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, canât fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Whatâs the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! đ
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Whatâs red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
