My jokes

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

My dad came back!

You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

JOKES

1. my life 2. pat as a cat.

My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker...

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."

My life #freemymanrkelly

What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

An orphan.

My life is a joke.

My dick hard.

My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.