My jokes

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

I left my Avatar at home today.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.