My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the parrot can't flap its wings anymore, get it? Un-FLAPP-able? It's a play on words, genius. And just so you know, parrots can live for like, eighty years, so hope you have a retirement plan for that bird, chucklehead.