My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Absent Father
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, nimrod. The joke is that the dude's dad went out to buy milk six years ago and never came back. Get it? It's funny because his dad abandoned him! And you, my friend, probably still live in your mom's basement.