My jokes

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

My Friend: What’s that?

Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

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