My jokes
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"