My jokes

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Who's in my ass?

Your sister.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

My dog died today. 😥

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"