Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My Jokes
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911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
My dog died today. 😥
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
