My jokes

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

"My name is Dezz."