My jokes

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

My parents love me.

When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.